Madonna?…
How many hate her? How many love her?
And does she care?
Not a bit! Hahah
Another weird week… Not because everything went wrong—La vie en rose—but bc it’s honestly sad to see how most people still hand over their emotional control to others like it’s dirty laundry..
Even the cleaning lady wouldn’t touch 😮💨
And look, I’m not saying this from some high horse… or maybe yes haha
I’m no saint, and I’m not here to preach.
That’s why when people talk about “affective responsibility”—omg, I’m gonna puke!—like it’s someone else’s job to be “clear” with you, I’m not buying it, not even on clearance.
Affective responsibility starts with you—the rest is just a delivery of excuses.
Don’t you get tired of seeing the same pattern on loop?
That classic: “They didn’t tell me what we were.”
Oh, baby, wake up!
Wolves don’t give explanations—I told you in another blog post. They didn’t lie to you—you wrote yourself a rom-com script and expected them to play the lead 😮💨
Cancel that love streaming service—I wouldn’t pay for it again, not even for the free trial haha
Yeah, it sounds harsh.
This isn’t a church where you stay quiet—you know you’ll only read uncomfortable truths here.
It’s like a melody cutting through the noise.
One of my philosophies says:
“If something doesn’t vibe with my frequency, I change the station without regrets.”
I’ll never say something I don’t feel or that experience can’t back up.
Gossip Sesh:
This week, I escaped to the ranch..
To breathe.
To turn down the volume on humans.
To let nature remind me that not everything runs on likes or insecurities dressed up as affection.
Here nothing can be forced 💚
I got a WA from an ex this wk:
“Why’d you leave if you loved me?”
I just thought: —Sure, I did, but like Sam Jones said, ‘I love you, but I love me more.’
I went to WhatsApp settings, turned on read receipts, checked the message, and logged out…
There’s this Colombian saying:
“Yo no pinto pajaritos.”
It’s so me—I don’t pretend anything unless it feels real. 🤷♀️
I’m the condition, not the consolation 😒
People feel good around me bc I’ve got my center locked in.
He always said I brought him peace, but baby, don’t mistake stability for an eternal safe haven 😮💨
If you don’t know things don’t hold themselves up..
Well, you already learned 😎
I was watching a reel on IG—yep, while writing this—and it listed “red flags” in women, all these bullets describing a “Miss Prim and Proper.”
Damn!
Why do men keep trying to shove us into their shadows?
Sure, people might think I’m “wifey material”, in essence, my friends could vouch for it haha
But right now? I’m just chilling, scribbling some lines, and lighting a Habano like the world’s mine 😎
So, what do you do if you like someone but still want to keep meeting people?
Embrace it, no guilt.
Liking someone doesn’t mean you have to lock every door. Attraction isn’t a contract—it’s a connection. And humans thrive on connections, not emotional jails.
Lay the cards down and tell the dealer to pour me another—it’s on my tab 🥃
If you’re going all-in
I’ll be straight-up: “I’m not playing the man, I’m playing the mind.”
Your reaction to my truth?
Not my prob.. I only owe explanations to myself.
Don’t get me wrong! In the end of the game, winning’s all that matters—clean conscience 🥸
“Commitment” is a word that bores me more than a toast without champagne..
I don’t want a “forever.” I want a wildfire in every encounter, good conversation, good whiskey, and a good cigar, though the last one isn’t indispensable 😜
If that’s not on the table, I walk away without a sound. 😮💨
*Chef’s kiss*
My rule—four dates.
No drama, no grudges, no bureaucratic feelings..
If that bothers you, answer me this: when does a three-Michelin-star chef test a recipe and repeat it more than once?
Lucky you, I’m not a chef, but I’m a fan of haute cuisine haha 😉
Babe, you don’t pray to the devil 😈
Promises don’t move me, and I don’t vibe with sweet talk trying to dress me up like I’m sugar 🥴
One thing’s for sure: sensuality is my act of faith haha
Don’t you mess around me..
Learn to master your emotions. 👽
Bye now!🤫
